this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i dont even know how to be here
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
