he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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