it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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