Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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