i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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