I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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