Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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