Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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