five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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