garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And then the night went full on bisexual.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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