The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
