they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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