It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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