"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
send nudes
from the living room?
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