But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize