i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This show inspires me to have sex in space
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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