if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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