I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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