should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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