i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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