She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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