I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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