Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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