Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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