In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also, beer. Big fan.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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