Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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