She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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