these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
