i jhust puked up my retainher.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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