Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i out mim tonsoeep
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