Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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