I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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