I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
