Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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