You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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