roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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