Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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