I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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