can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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