Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
