let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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