TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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