don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
