If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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