Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
