My cat gives me a boner
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
