Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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