I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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