So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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