that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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