is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
