there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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