Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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