He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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