I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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